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Like the majority of her infuriatingly sensible sex, my girlfriend isn't into games. Nevertheless, every now and again she stumbles across one she likes... then plays it so much I start to detest the sight and sound of it.
For some inexplicable reason, she once became helplessly enchanted with Toe Jam And Earl on the Megadrive, and would force me to play it with her, from start to finish, for days on end, wailing like a wounded dog whenever I tried to get up and go for a piss or something. Mario Kart on the SNES and GoldenEye on the N64 became similar obsessions - but she's never grown to love a PC game.Until Worms Armageddon turned up, that is. Getting this review written has proven difficult because she just won't stop playing the damn thing. I've had to wait till she's asleep, and if I type too loud she'll probably get up and demand another go. It's like living with a drug addict or something.
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If you're not familiar with the Worms phenomenon, it's a deceptively simple game in which two or more teams of cute cartoon maggots fire weapons at each other in an attempt to wipe out the opposing team. It's turn-based; that is, first you take a shot at one of your girlfriend's worms, then one of hers takes a shot at one of yours. You can't move or shoot back during the other player's go, and this is one of the things that makes the game so tense and compelling.The other is the unpredictable nature of the armoury you're given: bazooka shells which get buffeted by the wind, grenades which ricochet in unforeseen ways, and downright ridiculous weapons such as exploding old ladies and flying sheep. Murphy's Law comes to the fore time and time again during a round of Worms, with a fair proportion of the fatalities occurring by accident (hey - just like a real war).
To a sniffy ponce it might look like a 'little game', but it's a damn sight more impressive than most of the blockbusters out there. In fact it's hard to convey just how intrinsically satisfying it is to play - it's as moreish as popping your way through a huge sheet of bubble wrap. Successfully scoring a direct hit at long range delivers a short jolt of pleasure on a par with that which accompanies a really good punchline. Playing against an eager companion, you'll find you just don't want to stop, and if they aren't around there's always single-player missions, CPU opponents or the Internet. You can say goodbye to your social life, basically.
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What else? Well, if you've already got Worms 2 you might want to 'try before you buy'. The addition of WormNet (the online play system) is a big plus, but otherwise many of the changes in Worms Armageddon are cosmetic (it does look a lot nicer, mind). If you've never played a Worms game before, or you've only tried the first one, you don't have anything to lose.
And before we go, a quick note about Worms Armageddorts superb visuals: this is one of the coolest looking games ever. The design is ingenious, the animation dazzling. The worms are fantastic - full of character and humour - and should really be starring in their own TV cartoon series. Team 17's graphics department deserve a gigantic sack of awards. Actually, make that two sacks. Each one twice the size of Mount Kilimanjaro.
Huge Tracts Of Land
One of the many things the game enables you to tinker with is the landscape itself - you can ask the computer to randomly generate one to your specifications, or pick up your mouse and design it yourself. If you're poncy enough to have a graphics tablet, so much the better; you can draw a forest of great big penlses and then laugh yourself III as the worms hop all over them. If you're that childish, that is.
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Worms Armageddon enables you to customise your team In all kinds of inconsequential but amusing ways. You can choose a name for each worm, for example, leading to endless hilarity as Posh Spice lobs a grenade at Dale Winton and Big Balls unloads a shotgun into Wet Arse's face.
The worms natter continually throughout each round, and their standard chirpy English voices can be replaced by different languages and dialects. There are cockney wide boys, grim Yorkshlremen, US sports commentators, worms who speak in German, Dutch, French, and so on.
Fair enough. But a few of the speech banks on offer left us feeling a little uncomfortable. There's a Rasta who wails 'Big mama!', 'Where dat watermelon?' and 'Lordy!' like a pop-eyed comedy negro from some nonchalantly racist '30s Hollywood comedy.There's a Japanese worm who screams 'Gienadel', a homosexual worm who simpers about handbags and mascara, and an Indian who speaks in fractured grammar, burbling 'Goodness gracious me' and 'Poppadom!' like a closing-time drunk haranguing the waiter In a small-town curry house.
Close your eyes and whoosh: It's 1974, and you're listening to one of those jaw-dropping sitcoms which dealt with the sensitive issue of racial intolerance by placing a white man In the leading role and reducing everyone else to the level of guming half-wit stereotype.Still, in the knowing '90s, can't we just look on this as a bit of cheeky non-politically correct fun? Maybe. But since the game is also designed to be played across the Internet, against people of all nations, it'd be interesting to see just how rib-tickling or otherwise the rest of the world finds it.
| Platforms: | PC, Dreamcast, PlayStation, N64, Game Boy Color |
| Publisher: | MicroProse, Hasbro Interactive |
| Developer: | Team 17 |
| Genres: | Strategy / Artillery Game |
| Release Date: | May 31, 1998 |
| Game Modes: | Singleplayer / Multiplayer |
Scratch the pointless singleplayer and this is a five-star game.
Every game from the Worms series draws with its comical violence, silly weapons and involving strategy. Supporting both online and one-on-one matches on a single computer, Worms Armageddon is often regarded as the best of the series. But even with its juvenile humor and cartoony-style gameplay, you’ll find a solid strategy game thrown in there.
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Matches in Worms Armageddon are turn-based between two or more teams that can be either human or AI controlled. Each side is handed an army of squeaky-voiced worms randomly distributed over a 2D battlefield, where they take turns blasting, burning and machinegunning each other into smaller bits. You’re only able to control a single worm per turn, making strategy paramount as to how you’ll inflict maximum damage to the other guy. The gameplay is inherently slower because of its turn-based structure, occasionally having the feel of a tabletop game like Chess (albeit with more rocket launchers).
The endearing invertebrates featured in this game come packing some hilarious firepower, ranging from simple shotguns and high explosives to flying sheep or exploding skunks that release noxious fumes. Coming in all shapes and sizes, Armageddon’s 60 weapons and gadgets are distributed logically along twelve rows, making finding things easier than expected. Using these tools of destruction (and in some cases tactical construction) effectively will depend on particular circumstances.
The Flamethrower is powerful but has very short range. Napalm Strikes cover a large area but can be easily diverted by strong winds. The baseball bat does little damage but can send worms flying off the map. Shotguns and Longbows have the added ability of allowing two shots instead of one. It seems amazing that no weapon has been thrown in haphazardly, each one having its own intuitive strength and limitation.
The game supports both single and multiplayer matches, both enjoying a nice degree of customization. The solo missions task you with specific objectives that require quite a lot of skill, usually involving collecting a crate or killing a worm. Many target practice missions are also included on the side. But the singleplayer is pretty much filler and not a whole lot of fun, chiefly due to mission difficulty and a predictable AI. You can fortunately build you own matches thanks to the skirmish mode, which also allows for turn-based multiplayer on the same computer.
The only downside to all of this is that you’re pretty much required to play against other people to have fun, as the basic AI is terrible. Computer-controlled worms are programmed to use only a handful of weapons, such as the Shotgun, Bazooka or Grenade. When it runs out of its basic armory, while still having more powerful weapons, it will pathetically revert to skipping turns. It’s unable to make common sense judgements like not running towards the edge of a map after firing a weapon, or using the Ninja Rope or Jetpack to get to a better position. If anything, the AI makes for good target practice when learning the weapons.
Along with Worms World Party, WA enjoys considerable online attention on GameRanger, and buying it will also allow you to play on WormNET. Both make it easy to find human players online, and encompass the most this game has to offer. Competition is fierce and the strategy remarkable – the toughest, most grueling and spectacular fights are conducted online, so make sure to give it a shot (a fully updated Worms Armageddon will work flawlessly in GameRanger).
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